Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Photographic Evidence

Camera never was my friend, at least not since 4th grade
Recently got rid of a lot of extra baggage,
So I tried making friends again with the lens
Big mistake...he’s pissed, apparently...because I SWEAR TO GOD that the photographic evidence has been doctored

It’s not just the lines and wrinkles...
It’s the hideous mask hanging over who I thought I was
I even adjusted the lighting...you know, all those great tricks to get the camera to see what you want it so see
But not this guy...he’s treating me to the full frontal reality:
I am old.

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